new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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