Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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