all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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