is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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