Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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