oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
