I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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