so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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