Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize