god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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