Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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