She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
tell me about the fingering
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