I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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