that's an acceptable place to lick
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Randomize
