do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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