I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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