I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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