You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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