after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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