HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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