I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize