It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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