To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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