Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
