so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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