As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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