what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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