I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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