I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Randomize
