i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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