Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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