Banned from zoo.
Again?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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