pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Terrible idea I love it
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
