sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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