no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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