My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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