apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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