I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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