hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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