just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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