I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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