Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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