I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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