i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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