the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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