My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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