hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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