My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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