doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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