Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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