Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You were trust falling into bushes
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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